{"product_id":"the-graveyard-shift-24-7-demon-mart-1-paperback","title":"The Graveyard Shift: 24\/7 Demon Mart 1 - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eD. M. Guay\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA frightfully funny novel for horror comedy and comic fantasy fans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe gate needs a hero, but Lloyd's a zero, a loser with a capital L. He's ten thousand dollars in debt and lives with his parents. He's been fired from every job he's ever had. He was the first thing his ex-girlfriend tossed to the curb when she upgraded her life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe had no money and no prospects until the night he accidentally slayed a one-eyed tentacle monster hellbent on world domination. And, impressed by his pure heart and bravery, the suave but devilish owner of the 24\/7 Dairy Mart gave Lloyd a job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHis coworkers--a karate-chopping bombshell and a talking roach with a really bad attitude--need Lloyd's help to keep the demons in line. Can he man up and become a world-saving hero? Or, will he remain a couch-surfing zero? The fate of the world is on the line. What could go wrong?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e24\/7 Demon Mart is a new horror-comedy \/ comic fantasy series for fans of A. Lee Martinez (Gil's All-fright Diner), David Wong (John Dies at the End), Rick Gualtieri (Bill the Vampire), Christopher Moore (Practical Demonkeeping), Mark Cain (Circles in Hell series), Terry Pratchett and Heide Goody (Clovenhoof).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you love Exorcist-level demon vomit, brooding Lovecraftian hell monsters, and plenty of laughs, this novel is for you. The Graveyard Shift is the first book in the 24\/7 Demon Mart horror-comedy and dark satire fantasy series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWelcome to the 24\/7 Demon Mart Universe!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e24\/7 Demon Mart Reading Order \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Graveyard Shift (Book 1)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMonster Burger (Book 2)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAngel Trouble (Book 3)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Re)Possessed (Book 4)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRevenge of the Furballs (Book 5)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e24\/7 Demon Mart Stories \u003c\/strong\u003e(Read anytime, in any order, after The Graveyard Shift)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHell For The Holidays (A 24\/7 Demon Mart Christmas Story)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCritters from the Poo Lagoon. (Coming Soon.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 240\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.55 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 20, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51778863661344,"sku":"9781088204146","price":15.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/361cbd58138c646f3ffeeb176c223f3c.webp?v=1780508826","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/the-graveyard-shift-24-7-demon-mart-1-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}