{"product_id":"the-h-unger-games-gone-wild-a-parody-paperback","title":"The H.Unger Games Gone Wild A Parody - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSue Knott\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eLardyard Hampoon\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eREVIEW EXCERPTS FROM JOHN GREEN, AMAZON TOP 1000 REVIEWER, VINE(TM) VOICE: \"...this was funny  And I don't just mean \"heh, got in a good one\" funny, more like \"lol- they nailed it\" funny...this is a YA parody there's no actual shagging going on, but...it's pretty comical  ...some very witty satire here...it'll put a smile on your face.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e DESCRIPTION: Warning: Rude references to breasts and masturbation. (Not that parents who let their kids read books as violent as \"The Hunger Games\" would care.) Phatness Evermean finds herself volunteering for the Games on Infinite Justice Day (slogan: Sticking It To The Revolting Districts For Infinity) -- only to be partnered with Kneader Malarky. (You could almost believe he's a decent human being, if there was such a thing in PanAm.) Phatness trusts no one except perhaps, her hunting partner, Windy, and her Games stylist, Sinner. (Where would a girl be if she didn't have a stylist she could trust?) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Kneader turns out to be a boy to die for -- but the one person who really needs to understand this, hasn't got a clue. But, that Malarky boy is a clever one. He just may win Phatness's companionship...one way or another. (Watch out Phatness, you may be outmatched ) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Phatness exudes a busty appeal heretofore unknown to the Capitol District, adding an (ahem) entirely new dimension to the H. Unger Games (named for the persnickety inventor of the Games, Helix Unger). There's no need for real arrows when cupid's are so much more accurate and just as deadly. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \"The best Hunger Games parody out there...though that's not saying much,\" Effin Ijiot.,\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 136\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.29 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 10, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51757409009952,"sku":"9781477594346","price":9.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/fbdcf19e6ed7c0536d6f3b956d6a8a67.webp?v=1780101775","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/the-h-unger-games-gone-wild-a-parody-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}