{"product_id":"the-serial-killers-son-takes-a-wife-paperback","title":"The Serial Killer's Son Takes a Wife - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMichael Libling\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSURVIVAL TIPS FOR SONS OF SERIAL KILLERS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. Change your last name. Be forgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2. Take comfort. Serial killing is not hereditary. Not usually, anyhow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. Never contact your parents, whether on Death Row or elsewhere. You are messed up enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. Choose a dull career. Run an ice cream parlor, for instance. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5. Do not fall in love. Sooner or later, she will ask to meet your mom and dad.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e6. Trust no one. Not even her.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e7. Do not get married. It cannot end well.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e8. Keep what you know to yourself. You were just a kid, after all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e9. Do not return to your boyhood home. No one has forgotten anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSURVIVAL TIPS FOR READERS: Watch your back. Lock your doors. Be courteous to everyone. Yes, everyone. This is your only warning.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 354\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.79 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 05, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51777253769504,"sku":"9781680574579","price":20.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/d1c53b3db60a15783cfaf7247cde5122.webp?v=1780495620","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/the-serial-killers-son-takes-a-wife-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}