{"product_id":"the-slightly-off-white-house-paperback","title":"The Slightly Off-White House - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKimberly White Kalke\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Slightly Off - White House is the irreverent story that showcases family life deep in the heart of the Bible Belt. Laced with dark-witted comedy and sprinkled with more parenting fails than a cupcake, this helluva memoir is the reason there's fun in family dysFUNction. Showcasing what it was like growing up in the Slightly Off-White House just proves that childhood bonding over a cat funeral definitely molds the lives we lead as adults. With thematic undertones of all the ways she has managed to disappoint both Jesus and the family matriarch, you'll find yourself realizing that your family isn't so weird after all. Doesn't everyone get trapped in an elevator in Australia with a Prince and a naked British woman? You too can survive a childhood with Ted Bundy, a marriage to Ricky Ricardo, and an imaginary (but still hopeful) affair with Bon Jovi, all while reveling in your crazy and sporting an identity crisis. The Slightly Off-White House is Ms. Kalke's second book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 188\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.51 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 14, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51892428833056,"sku":"9798218777685","price":27.34,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/DerDCBUIEh9798218777685.webp?v=1781986274","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/the-slightly-off-white-house-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}