{"product_id":"the-truth-about-chuck-norris-400-facts-about-the-worlds-greatest-human-paperback","title":"The Truth about Chuck Norris: 400 Facts about the World's Greatest Human - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eIan Spector\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eAngelo Vildasol\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe lowdown on the toughest, sexiest, and beardiest man to ever stalk the earth\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world's consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples, \u003ci\u003eThe Truth About Chuck Norris\u003c\/i\u003e is the one book brave enough to go behind the beard and reveal the real Chuck. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself. This death-defying volume includes such awe-inspiring observations as: \u003cbr\u003e - A cobra once bit Chuck Norris's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. \u003cbr\u003e - Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.\u003cbr\u003e - When an episode of \"Walker, Texas Ranger\" aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e - Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.\u003cbr\u003e - Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.\u003cbr\u003e - Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris's house is a Total Gym. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A must-have paean to the archetypical American male and a bible of all things Chuck, \u003ci\u003eThe Truth About Chuck Norris\u003c\/i\u003e is easily the most important book of all time. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eAN UNAUTHORIZED PARODY\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIan Spector launched the Web phenomenon \"Chuck Norris Facts\" in 2003 and is the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Truth About Chuck Norris\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eChuck Norris vs. Mr. T\u003c\/i\u003e. A recent graduate of Brown University, Spector lives on Long Island.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 176\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.49 x 7.02 x 5.04 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 01, 2007\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51765440020768,"sku":"9781592403448","price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/979a6d8e06b33e34d1cdf6b43c706510.webp?v=1780269757","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/the-truth-about-chuck-norris-400-facts-about-the-worlds-greatest-human-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}