{"product_id":"the-walmart-book-of-the-dead-paperback","title":"The Walmart Book of the Dead - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLucy Biederman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAs for who reads this book\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd who follows its spells\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI know your name\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou will not die after your death\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIn Walmart\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou will not perish forever\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor I know your name\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo begins this darkly comic incantation on the gods and scourges of the 21st century. \u003cem\u003eThe Walmart Book of the Dead\u003c\/em\u003e was inspired by the ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead, funerary texts with accompanying illustrations containing spells to preserve the spirit of the deceased in the afterlife. In Lucy Biederman's version, shoplifters, grifters, drifters, and hustlers, desirous children, greeters, would-be Marxists, wolves, and circuit court judges wander Walmart unknowingly consigned to their afterlives.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"This BOOK is for the dark hours, the seam that ties the end of the evening to sunrise, when the bad, wrong things people do in and around Walmart are a hospital infection, red Rit dye in a load of whites, a gun in a classroom: by the time the problem is identified, it's already ruined everything.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 70\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.15 x 7 x 4.37 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 26, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51796891631904,"sku":"9781925417579","price":18.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/63c852e77f6ef5da17a122fee6bdcf2d.webp?v=1780769371","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/the-walmart-book-of-the-dead-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}