{"product_id":"the-war-of-the-almonds-paperback","title":"The War of the Almonds - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBrenda High\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the whimsical land of Hulumar, where almonds are more than just nuts, and joy bubbles like a fountain, \"The War of the Almonds\" unfolds-a tale of humor, heart, and a touch of the absurd. After triumphing in the peculiar War of the Almonds, Hulumar emerges as a land drenched in prosperity, where even chickens and bees partake in the kingdom's wealth. However, with riches come folly, and the kingdom's Sire Bumblebert, the Well-Meaning yet often naive ruler, unwittingly steers his people into a circus of extravagance and taxes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs lavish circuses replace labor and plush hassocks become thrones for the masses, Hulumar spirals into an economic comedy of errors. Taxes soar sky-high, igniting a cycle of absurdity that could only be borne in a land where seriousness becomes the court fool. The Hulumese, once industrious and proud, now finds their days consumed by the never-ending spectacle of entertainment, their fields and forges abandoned for the thrill of the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEnter Betsy the Baker, a middle-aged widow with a sharp wit and wisdom as solid as her rolling pin. In a world upended by folly, Betsy's grounded common sense stands as a beacon of hope. From her humble bakery, she sparks a movement of change, urging Sire Bumblebert to seek the cryptic wisdom of the Wise Man of the Mountain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The War of the Almonds\" is a delightful romp through a kingdom where almonds symbolize life's nutty twists and turns, where laughter is currency, and where the path to redemption is paved with more than just good intentions. It's a story about rediscovering the value of hard work, the folly of excess, and the simple, profound truth of \"TANSTAAFL\" - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin the Hulumese as they navigate their way out of the chaos of their own making, learning that true prosperity isn't just about wealth but the joy and pride of a day's honest work. With a blend of satire, romance, and a dash of political parody, \"The Almond Wars\" is not just a tale of a kingdom's rise and fall but a heartwarming story about finding balance in a world turned upside down by its own extravagance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 90\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.22 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 22, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51773178741024,"sku":"9798223190875","price":14.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/592f4130648187d349f223a014a5d2d2.webp?v=1780421291","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/the-war-of-the-almonds-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}