{"product_id":"toothless-real-stories-real-quick-paperback","title":"Toothless: Real Stories, Real Quick - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003ePaul Martinez\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eToothless \u003c\/em\u003eis a riotous and all-too-candid collection of REAL-LIFE events. Intended as a \"bathroom reader,\" Toothless' thirty-one stories will keep its reader company with a new and amusing account every day for an entire month. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe book's honest, comical, and sometimes earthy depictions include a wide range of actual events. From a ferocious sneeze that triggered the bodily function of a stranger in \"The Sneeze,\" to the dog who wouldn't take no for an answer in \"The Buddy\"; from a man who used fast food as a weapon in \"The Bacon Cheeseburger,\" to an insect who watched the author pulverize his own crotch in \"The Fly\"; and from a moving tribute to a trusted friend in \"The Belt,\" to a childhood that was transformed by an act of dental malpractice in \"The Toothless,\" you'll agree, \"You can't make this shit up!\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe vivid and descriptive storytelling will make you feel you've witnessed each episode firsthand. \u003cem\u003eToothless \u003c\/em\u003edelivers the laughs, and you'll rush to share them! So have a seat, hit the fan, and pick a chapter. It'll be quick! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 174\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 7 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 28, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51750534480160,"sku":"9781737455356","price":16.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/1f42554d25ebdcfefa819fc6a65fd643.webp?v=1779952397","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/toothless-real-stories-real-quick-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}