{"product_id":"torpedo-juice-paperback","title":"Torpedo Juice - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTim Dorsey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMore mayhem, madness, and mystery ensue in Tim Dorsey's seventh entry in \"Florida's hottest helter-skelter, hallucinogenic freak show\" (\u003cem\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/em\u003e).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThough he may not always show it, lovable serial killer Serge Storms has a romantic side. Sure, life as a fugitive on the Overseas Highway has been fun. But it's been lonely too, especially now that he's hit the beautiful Florida Keys. Serge wants a bride. And nothing will come between him and his soul mate ... when he finally hunts her down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn the road to finding Ms. Right, Serge will hook up with an astonishing array of scoundrels, schemers, and hoodlums, including an old accomplice he thought was long dead; a gaggle of irregular regulars at the No Name pub, a remote bar in the Keys' back country; a drug kingpin with a penchant for solitude and brutality; and a notorious real estate swindler who sets Serge's heart aflutter. And while the course of true love is never smooth, things soon go wildly out of control with a lovesick Serge hilariously leading the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe drinks are on Sunshine State historian\/spree killer Serge A. Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married. So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms. Right . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way. But for Serge, \"getting hitched\" doesn't necessarily mean \"settling down\" -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 400\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 6.72 x 5.12 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 28, 2006\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51753417769248,"sku":"9780060585617","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/b9e0a0202780d6f0d2140f8e161a1f04.webp?v=1780019714","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/torpedo-juice-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}