{"product_id":"trad-wife-paperback","title":"Trad Wife - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSaratoga Schaefer\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eINSTANT USA TODAY BESTSELLER! \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA \"traditional wife\" influencer allows a demonic creature to impregnate her in this unnerving horror novel, perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eNightbitch \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eMary\u003c\/i\u003e, from the author of \u003ci\u003eSerial Killer Support Group.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eEvery #tradwife needs a baby. She'll get one at any cost.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen Camille Deming isn't cooking, cleaning, or homesteading in her picture-perfect country farmhouse, she's posting about her tradwife lifestyle for her online followers. She takes inspiration from other tradwives on social media, aspiring to be like them, but Camille's missing a key component: a baby. And contrary to what she posts online, things with her husband, Graham, have been strained. Pressured by her eager followers, Camille fears that without a baby, her relationship will suffer and her social media will never grow out of its infancy. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen Camille discovers a mysterious, decrepit well in the wheatfield behind her house, she makes a wish for a baby. Afterward, she has unsettling experiences that she convinces herself are angelic in nature, and when she's visited one night by a strange creature, her wish comes true. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCamille's pregnancy announcement gets more engagement than anything she's ever posted--so what if Graham's reaction is lukewarm? Camille's life is finally falling into place. Never mind that her pregnancy is developing freakishly rapidly and she's suddenly craving raw meat. Being a traditional wife is worth it. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eRosemary's Baby \u003c\/i\u003efor the digital age, this disturbing horror novel is one you'll want to devour in just one bite.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSaratoga Schaefer \u003c\/b\u003e(they\/them) is the \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e Bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eSerial Killer Support Group\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eTrad Wife\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Last Time We Drowned\u003c\/i\u003e, and\u003ci\u003e A Thousand Monstrous Forms\u003c\/i\u003e. Their cunningly dark debut \u003ci\u003eSerial Killer Support Group\u003c\/i\u003e was a \"Best Pick of the Month\" by Barnes \u0026amp; Noble and Amazon. Saratoga's second novel \u003ci\u003eTrad Wife\u003c\/i\u003e was an instant \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e Bestseller and Indie Press Bestseller, a Library Reads and Aardvark Book Club pick for February 2026, as well as a best horror of the month by Variety and Reactor. \u003ci\u003eTrad Wife\u003c\/i\u003e was also featured in Book Riot, The Seattle Times, Goodreads, and Publisher's Weekly. Saratoga's books have been in \u003ci\u003ePeople Magazine\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eCosmopolitan\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eGlamour\u003c\/i\u003e. They have published poetry and essays in online publications, and their writing has appeared in Writer's Digest, CrimeReads, and more. They have a certificate in editing from the Poynter Institute (in partnership with ACES) and has a background in marketing, PR, film, and wellness. Originally from Brooklyn, Saratoga now lives upstate with several needy animals and a haunted clown table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 320\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 8.2 x 5.4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 10, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51897014681888,"sku":"9798892424721","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/TdyDzUSPBY9798892424721.webp?v=1782071116","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/trad-wife-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}