{"product_id":"united-states-vs-santa-claus-how-the-u-s-government-destroyed-christmas-paperback","title":"United States vs. Santa Claus: How the U.S. Government Destroyed Christmas - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBrian Sack\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV's hit show\u003ci\u003e The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack \u003c\/i\u003ebring you a hilarious illustrated account about the government's never-ending war on Christmas.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e'Twas right before Christmas\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd in the White House\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eA dread plan was hatched\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eTo make Santa a louse\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eJoe Biden assisted, and Mike Bloomberg too\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd before we all knew it, old Saint Nick was through.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV's hit show\u003ci\u003e, The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack \u003c\/i\u003ebring you their hilarious vision of Christmas Future--or possibly sooner. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhat happens when the Scrooge-iest Washington politicians take on the jolliest soul of all time? Can a scandal-plagued administration distract the American public by bringing Santa to his knees? Can a bumbling bureaucracy destroy the reputation of the most popular man in the Northern Hemisphere? Spoiler alert: YES! And faster than you can say ho-ho-ho! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis is the sad story of the \u003ci\u003ereal\u003c\/i\u003e war on Christmas--and how the NSA, IRS, OSHA and every other acronym in Washington came gunning for the man in red with everything they've got: two-thousand page reports on the environmental impact of reindeer farts...unionized elves...suspicious audits...character assassination...and all the other cruel and unusual tactics of an out-of-control government. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYes Virginia, there was a Santa Claus. This is his story.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrian Sack is the host of \u003ci\u003eThe B.S. of A with Brian Sack\u003c\/i\u003e on TheBlaze TV network. He is the author of \u003ci\u003eIn The Event of My Untimely Demise, \u003c\/i\u003e a collection of sage advice for his children, and \u003ci\u003eThe B.S. of A.: A Primer in Politics for the Incredibly Disenchanted, \u003c\/i\u003e a collection of sage advice for his countrymen. He lives in New York City with the best of intentions. Visit him on the web at BrianSack.com. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJack Helmuth is a television writer and producer and is currently the executive producer of \u003ci\u003eThe B.S. of A. with Brian Sack\u003c\/i\u003e, the number one Brian Sack-themed television show on TheBlaze television network. Jack has previously written jokes for the Weekend Update segment on \u003ci\u003eSaturday Night Live\u003c\/i\u003e, and was a writer on a wide array of shows, such as \u003ci\u003eWho Wants To Be a Millionaire\u003c\/i\u003e, the \u003ci\u003eMTV Video Music Awards\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eMcEnroe\u003c\/i\u003e, the ill-fated John McEnroe talk show that his manager angrily reminds him is a \"non-credit\" every time he brings it up in situations like this. He also co-wrote, produced, and appears in the film \u003ci\u003eMay The Best Man Win\u003c\/i\u003e, which is currently available on iTunes. Jack lives in Brooklyn with his wife and two kids. Follow him on Twitter @JackHelmuth.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 240\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 8.9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 05, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51757408813344,"sku":"9781476764764","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/fd4144e1fcee892cb5c410fff35c7c38.webp?v=1780101773","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/united-states-vs-santa-claus-how-the-u-s-government-destroyed-christmas-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}