Welcome to Finland!: The Funniest F*cking Country in the World! - Paperback

by A. J. Ahola (Author)

Moving to Finland may be a dream for many of us, and for good reason. Finland is arguably the happiest, most honest, best educated, greenest nation on the face of the Earth. But before you pack your bags, you need to read this book! In this hilarious and informational guide, you will learn all about the true Finnish culture and the undeniable humor that runs through it.
Welcome to Finland! The Funniest F*cking Country in the World! is a hilarious deep dive into this Northern culture and their mindset. Finns often appear reserved and serious to an outsider, but on the inside are anything but. While other cultural guides may wow you with beautiful pictures of reindeer under the northern lights, this book will go far beyond the beautiful exterior and the polite sayings. It will teach you the way Finns truly communicate and interact. You will learn why Finland has thousands of naughty places on the map, such as "Shit Pond" (Paskalampi), "Tit Bottom" (Tissinpohja) and "Testicle Lake" (Kivesj?rvi). You will also find out what it means when someone utters the words: "I have a Matti in my wallet" (Minulla on Matti kukkarossa) or "It's an onion!" (Sill? sipuli!) You will die laughing and learn idioms so fitting, you will wish you would have thought of them yourself. Whether you are an Expat trying to learn the ways of the Finns, a tourist in search of the northern lights or lucky enough to have married into a Finnish family, this book is a must-read and will open your eyes the way no other cultural guide ever will!