{"product_id":"why-dont-you-write-my-eulogy-now-so-i-can-correct-it-a-mothers-suggestions-hardcover","title":"Why Don't You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It?: A Mother's Suggestions - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRoz Chast\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003ePatricia Marx\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe perfect Mother's Day gift: A collection of witty one-line advice \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker \u003c\/i\u003ewriter Patricia Marx heard from her mother, accompanied by full-color illustrations by\u003ci\u003e New Yorker\u003c\/i\u003e staff cartoonist Roz Chast.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEvery mother knows best, but \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker \u003c\/i\u003ewriter Patty Marx's knows better. Patty has never been able to shake her mother's one-line witticisms from her brain, so she's collected them into a book, accompanied by full color illustrations by \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker \u003c\/i\u003estaff cartoonist Roz Chast. These snappy maternal cautions include: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you feel guilty about throwing away leftovers, put them in the back of your refrigerator for five days and then throw them out.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf you run out of food at your dinner party, the world will end. \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhen traveling, call the hotel from the airport to say there aren't enough towels in your room and, by the way, you'd like a room with a better view.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eWhy don't you write my eulogy now so I can correct it?\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eEvery child will want to buy this for mom on Mother's Day!\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePatricia Marx\u003c\/b\u003e has been contributing to \u003ci\u003eThe New Yorker\u003c\/i\u003e since 1989. She is a former writer for \"Saturday Night Live\" and \"Rugrats,\" and is the author of several books, including \u003ci\u003eLet's Be Less Stupid, Him Her Him Again The End of Him, \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eStarting from Happy.\u003c\/i\u003e Marx was the first woman elected to the \u003ci\u003eHarvard Lampoon\u003c\/i\u003e. She has taught screenwriting and humor writing at Princeton, New York University, and Stonybrook University. She was the recipient of a 2015 Guggenheim Fellowship. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoz Chast\u003c\/b\u003e has loved to draw cartoons since she was a child growing up in Brooklyn. She attended Rhode Island School of Design, majoring in Painting because it seemed more artistic. However, soon after graduating, she reverted to type and began drawing cartoons once again. She is the author of \u003ci\u003eGoing into Town: A Love Letter to New York \u003c\/i\u003eand\u003ci\u003e Can't We Talk About Something More Pleasant?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 112\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 7.2 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 02, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51757355925792,"sku":"9781250301963","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/aee27ef52139e58198a10325b3b4bb83.webp?v=1780100298","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/why-dont-you-write-my-eulogy-now-so-i-can-correct-it-a-mothers-suggestions-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}