{"product_id":"why-my-third-husband-will-be-a-dog-the-amazing-adventures-of-an-ordinary-woman-paperback","title":"Why My Third Husband Will Be a Dog: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLisa Scottoline\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis one's for you, extraordinary ordinary women everywhere! It's time for seriously hilarious girl-talk with \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author Lisa Scottoline. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eShe's shared this collection of scenes from her real life, and she bets her life sounds a lot like yours . . . if you crave carbs, can't find jeans that fit, and still believe that these two things are unrelated. Pick up this book--you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll swear off pantyhose. Here are some examples of Lisa's wit and wisdom: \u003cbr\u003e\"Everybody has their pornography, and mine is the real estate ads.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"We'll get universal health care before we get beauty salons open on Mondays, and that's backwards. Ask any woman if she'd rather have a haircut or a mammogram, and you'll see what I mean.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Mothers are a natural force, and maybe an alternative source of fuel.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Lately there's been talk about a religion that allows polygamy, so that a man can have as many wives as he pleases. Where is the religion that allows a woman to have as many husbands as she pleases?\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"I have never been in an accident, if you don't count my two marriages.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"My mother taught us that if you eat baked beans from a can that has dents, you'll die of botulism. This was before people injected botulism into their faces. Nowadays, the dented can will kill you, but you'll look young.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eInspired by her wildly popular column in \u003ci\u003eThe Philadelphia Inquirer\u003c\/i\u003e entitled \"Chick Wit,\" \u003ci\u003eWhy My Third Husband Will Be a Dog\u003c\/i\u003e is a book you'll have to put down--just to stop laughing.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLisa Scottoline\u003c\/b\u003e is the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of novels including \u003ci\u003eLook Again, Lady Killer, Think Twice, Save Me\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eEverywhere That Mary Went\u003c\/i\u003e. She also writes a weekly column, \"Chick Wit,\" with her daughter Francesca Serritella, for \u003ci\u003eThe Philadelphia Inquirer\u003c\/i\u003e. The columns have been collected in \u003ci\u003eMy Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space\u003c\/i\u003e. She has won an Edgar(R) Award and Cosmopolitan magazine's \"Fun Fearless Fiction\" Award, and she is the president of Mystery Writers of America. She teaches a course on justice and fiction at the University of Pennsylvania Law School, her alma mater. She lives in the Philadelphia area.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 320\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.87 x 8.2 x 5.58 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 12, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51759175991584,"sku":"9780312649432","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/8ec25f241dad7f21af8c7779822f44cc.webp?v=1780144397","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/why-my-third-husband-will-be-a-dog-the-amazing-adventures-of-an-ordinary-woman-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}