{"product_id":"wild-massive-paperback","title":"Wild Massive - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eScotto Moore\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eScotto Moore's \u003ci\u003eWild Massive\u003c\/i\u003e is a glorious web of lies, secrets, and humor in a breakneck, nitrous-boosted saga of the small rejecting the will of the mighty. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWelcome to the Building, an infinitely tall skyscraper in the center of the multiverse, where any floor could contain a sprawling desert oasis, a cyanide rain forest, or an entire world. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCarissa loves her elevator. Up and Down she goes, content with the sometimes chewy food her reality fabricator spits out, as long as it means she doesn't have to speak to another living person. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut when a mysterious shapeshifter from an ambiguous world lands on top of her elevator, intent on stopping a plot to annihilate hundreds of floors, Carissa finds herself stepping out of her comfort zone. She is forced to flee into the Wild Massive network of theme parks in the Building, where technology, sorcery, and elaborate media tie-ins combine to form impossible ride experiences, where every guest is a VIP, the roller coasters are frequently safe, and if you don't have a valid day pass, the automated defense lasers will escort you from being alive. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWild Massive: The #1 destination for interdimensional war. \u003cbr\u003eRate us on VacationAdvisor(TM)!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"This is a stand-alone novel with material enough for six...By the halfway point, it had blown my mind twice... an audacious, genre-bending whirlwind.\" --The \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e on\u003ci\u003e Battle of the Linguist Mages\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlso Available by Scotto Moore: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eYour Favorite Band Cannot Save You\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBattle of the Linguist Mages\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCOTTO MOORE\u003c\/b\u003e is a Seattle playwright, whose works include the black comedy \u003ci\u003eH.P. Lovecraft: Stand-up Comedian!\u003c\/i\u003e, the sci-fi adventures \u003ci\u003eDuel of the Linguist Mages\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003einterlace [falling star]\u003c\/i\u003e, the gamer-centric romantic comedy \u003ci\u003eBalconies\u003c\/i\u003e, and the a cappella sci-fi musical, \u003ci\u003eSilhouette\u003c\/i\u003e. He is the creator of \u003ci\u003eThe Coffee Table, \u003c\/i\u003e a comedic web series about a couple that discovers their new coffee table is an ancient alien artifact that sends their house shooting through the void. He is also behind the popular Lovecraft-themed meme generator, Things That Cannot Save You (\"a catalog of your doom\"), which spawned his novella, \u003ci\u003eYour Favorite Band Cannot Save You\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e. \u003c\/i\u003eMoore's debut novel, \u003ci\u003eBattle of the Linguist Mages\u003c\/i\u003e, was met with widespread critical acclaim, with the \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ecalling it \"...an audacious, genre-bending whirlwind.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 496\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.4 x 7.8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 14, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51759078015264,"sku":"9781250767752","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/9c41d671f8dd33d3db81f9a3dfa74de8.webp?v=1780142020","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/wild-massive-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}