{"product_id":"worlds-funniest-jokes-for-kids-a-joke-book-for-kids-age-7-12-paperback","title":"World's Funniest Jokes for Kids!: A Joke Book for Kids Age 7-12 - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMike Mains\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDo you like to laugh?\u003c\/b\u003e Do you like making other people laugh? If you answered yes to both questions, then this is the book for you. Inside, you'll find over 250 of the world's funniest jokes for kids, each and every one personally tested by yours truly. Most of these jokes are ones you're never heard before. How do I know that? Because I made them up myself! \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHumor can Heal the World\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eDid you know\u003c\/b\u003e that it's impossible to be mad at someone with whom you've just shared a laugh? It's true. Humor is very healing. That's why if you want to make friends, telling jokes is a great way to start. People like to be around other people who make them laugh. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne word of advice: \u003c\/b\u003e never tell a joke that might hurt someone else's feelings. That's called insult humor and it's just plain dumb. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe purpose of humor\u003c\/b\u003e is to make people feel better, not worse. So never laugh at a person who falls down or does something stupid, and never laugh at a person who looks funny. They feel bad enough; your laughter will only make them feel worse. Even if you do it in a good-natured way, it can still hurt their feelings. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWith fictional characters\u003c\/b\u003e it's different. There we can laugh at the pain of others, because we recognize ourselves in them and because we know they're not real. When Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown and he goes flying up in the air, we laugh because we ourselves have been fooled so many times. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eAre you ready\u003c\/b\u003e for your first laugh? Fantastic! Turn the page and let's get started! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Note to Parents\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis book \u003c\/b\u003econtains over 250 of the world's funniest jokes for kids age 8-12, or even younger if your child knows how to read and likes to laugh. Every joke in this book is kid-tested and guaranteed to produce a laugh or smile. I could have padded the book out with 800 more jokes, like everyone else does, but then you'd have a book with 250 funny jokes and 800 unfunny ones. And since you're the one who's going to be hearing most of these jokes, I just saved you a ton of grief. Aren't you happy? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe World's Funniest Jokes for Kids\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThey're all here, waiting to entertain you! Buy this book today and start laughing tomorrow! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eFREE BONUS CHAPTER: World's Funniest Limericks!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI have a good friend named Zoey, \u003cbr\u003eWho likes to play when it's snowy.\u003cbr\u003eShe'll play on her sled, \u003cbr\u003eUntil she's fed\u003cbr\u003eA lunch of bread and baloney. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI know a young boy named Kyle, \u003cbr\u003eWho runs every day for awhile.\u003cbr\u003eHe runs so fast\u003cbr\u003eNo one can last\u003cbr\u003eTo run with him more than a mile. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThere's a girl in my class named Jane, \u003cbr\u003eWhose smile is as big as her brain.\u003cbr\u003eShe's really quite smart\u003cbr\u003eWith such a big heart\u003cbr\u003eI'd marry her if I wasn't insane. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's time for school I know.\u003cbr\u003eI should be up, but I feel so low.\u003cbr\u003eI've nothing to wear, \u003cbr\u003eMy hair is a scare, \u003cbr\u003eSo it's back to bed I go. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThere's a girl in my class I like.\u003cbr\u003eThe problem's her big brother, Spike.\u003cbr\u003eHe's big and he's mean, \u003cbr\u003eThe toughest I've seen, \u003cbr\u003eHe told me to go take a hike. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNot one to be easily swayed, \u003cbr\u003eI told Spike I wasn't afraid.\u003cbr\u003eHis face turned all red, \u003cbr\u003eI thought I was dead.\u003cbr\u003eBut now he's a new friend I made. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you like jokes and limericks, you'll love this book!\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 80\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.17 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 07, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51748399022368,"sku":"9781953006301","price":13.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/0781ef4906902888192feb0ce8f1044f.webp?v=1779909256","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/worlds-funniest-jokes-for-kids-a-joke-book-for-kids-age-7-12-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}