{"product_id":"your-movie-sucks-paperback","title":"Your Movie Sucks - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRoger Ebert\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRoger Ebert's \u003cem\u003eI Hated Hated Hated This Movie\u003c\/em\u003e, which gathered some of his most scathing reviews, was a best-seller. This new collection continues the tradition, reviewing not only movies that were at the bottom of the barrel, but also movies that he found underneath the barrel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom Roger's review of \u003cem\u003eDeuce Bigalow: European Gigolo\u003c\/em\u003e (0 stars): \"The movie created a spot of controversy in February 2005. According to a story by Larry Carroll of MTV News, Rob Schneider took offense when Patrick Goldstein of the \u003cem\u003eLos Angeles Times\u003c\/em\u003e listed this year's Best Picture nominees and wrote that they were 'ignored, unloved, and turned down flat by most of the same studios that . . . bankroll hundreds of sequels, including a follow-up to \u003cem\u003eDeuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo\u003c\/em\u003e, a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to invent a category for Best Running Penis Joke Delivered by a Third-Rate Comic.'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSchneider retaliated by attacking Goldstein in full-page ads in \u003cem\u003eDaily Variety\u003c\/em\u003e and the \u003cem\u003eHollywood Reporter\u003c\/em\u003e. In an open letter to Goldstein, Schneider wrote: 'Well, Mr. Goldstein, I decided to do some research to find out what awards you have won. I went online and found that you have won nothing. Absolutely nothing. No journalistic awards of any kind. . . . Maybe you didn't win a Pulitzer Prize because they haven't invented a category for Best Third-Rate, Unfunny Pompous Reporter Who's Never Been Acknowledged by His Peers. . . .'\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSchneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks. But Schneider is correct, and Patrick Goldstein has not yet won a Pulitzer Prize. Therefore, Goldstein is not qualified to complain that Columbia financed \u003cem\u003eDeuce Bigalow: European Gigolo\u003c\/em\u003e while passing on the opportunity to participate in \u003cem\u003eMillion Dollar Baby, Ray, The Aviator, Sideways\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eFinding Neverland\u003c\/em\u003e. As chance would have it, I have won the Pulitzer Prize, and so I am qualified. Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRoger Ebert is the Pulitzer Prize-winning film critic from the \"Chicago Sun-Times.\" His reviews are syndicated to more than 200 newspapers in the United States and Canada. The American Film Institute and the School of the Art Institute of Chicago have awarded him honorary degrees, and the Online Film Critics Society named his Web site, rogerebert.com, the best online movie-review site.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 338\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.97 x 8.42 x 5.54 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 01, 2007\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51761483153696,"sku":"9780740763663","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/0d05ccb787ef568d9a0e55304aa2f607.webp?v=1780208655","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/your-movie-sucks-paperback","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}