{"product_id":"youre-only-old-once-a-book-for-obsolete-children-hardcover","title":"You're Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDr Seuss\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJoin in on the fun (and funny) journey of getting older with this hilarious Dr. Seuss picture book--it's just what the doctor ordered for new retirees, old souls, and kids at heart--and makes a perfect gift to celebrate birthdays and other milestones!\"\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The Doctor is in...Dr. Seuss that is! Readers will laugh along with the parade of medical madness as an elderly patient is poked, prodded and ogled during his stay at the \"Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Once again, Dr. Seuss proves that his sharp wit and colorful imagination are a treat for readers of all ages. A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, graduations, holidays, and anyone needing a little pick-me-up after a doctor's visit!\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDr. Seuss lightens the aches and pains of growing old with his inimitable wit and wisdom. In this new defense against aging, we follow our hapless hero through his checkup with the experts at the Golden Years Clinic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHEODOR SEUSS GEISEL--aka Dr. Seuss--is one of the most beloved children's book authors of all time. From \u003ci\u003eThe Cat in the Hat \u003c\/i\u003eto \u003ci\u003eOh, the Places You'll Go!\u003c\/i\u003e, his iconic characters, stories, and art style have been a lasting influence on generations of children and adults. The books he wrote and illustrated under the name Dr. Seuss (and others that he wrote but did not illustrate, including some under the pseudonyms Theo. LeSieg and Rosetta Stone) have been translated into thirty languages. Hundreds of millions of copies have found their way into homes and hearts around the world. Dr. Seuss's long list of awards includes Caldecott Honors for \u003ci\u003eMcElligot's Pool\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eIf I Ran the Zoo\u003c\/i\u003e, and \u003ci\u003eBartholomew and the Oobleck\u003c\/i\u003e, the Pulitzer Prize, and eight honorary doctorates. Works based on his original stories have won three Oscars, three Emmys, three Grammys, and a Peabody.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 56\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 11 x 8.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 27, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAccelerated Reader:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuiz Name:\u003c\/strong\u003e You're Only Old Once!\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInterest Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lower Grades, K-3\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReading Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e 5.2\u003c\/div\u003e\n                \n                \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint Value:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5\u003c\/div\u003e\n                ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51755729191200,"sku":"9780394551906","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0974\/9764\/5344\/files\/3607d8df5464ec6d9435c897da5a55ce.webp?v=1780067168","url":"https:\/\/ebocreations.com\/products\/youre-only-old-once-a-book-for-obsolete-children-hardcover","provider":"The E-Book Oasis LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}